AsianTomato

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

sawasawako-archived:
always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere
the true duality of man is silly-earnest

queersona:

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh……………. Your application has been rejected. You are not what we’re looking for at this time. We’re sorry.

the-text-doctor:

<Reblog to get a sword.>
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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:
one-time-i-dreamt:
one-time-i-dreamt:
one-time-i-dreamt:
Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal’s social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.
Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(
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only-cat-memes:

Your daily dose of cats memes

anervousmirrorball:

would’ve could’ve should’ve

smiles-advice:

making mistakes means you’re learning

tikkety-tok:

matching Halloween costumes 🎃

kihningcries:

I just think you should sing no matter what you sound like and draw or paint no matter what it looks like

jewishevelinebaker:

Tumblr took this guys money and then blocked the post lol

ameba-from-space:

boo-topia:
Just a littol guy..
First drawing: a little guy
Second drawing: PERRY THE LITTLE GUY!?!

trickstertime:

depsidase:
The way its cropped is perfect

dreamterlude:

if i was harry from the british royal family i would just tweet “the queen died? thats too bad mines still alive though xoxo” with a picture of meghan markle and then turn my phone off

purpleswift:

i desperately wanna know what tree told her